Will Pisses on NYE Revelers

January 3, 2013
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Asked how he and friends used to relieve themselves while celebrating NYE in Times Square, Will said they behaved like idiots: “It’s like, freezing cold. Everyone’s huddled together. You can’t move for people. You just sit there and piss on people. If you’re not getting shitfaced drunk, I don’t know why you’re out there.” Howard thought he would improvise instead: “My dick’s so small, I can fit it in a Poland Spring bottle.”