A COACH MAN

Dave said he’s gotten used to being broke, to the point where he prefers flying coach over first class: “There’s a level of douchebaggery up there. There’s a level of like weird people and their weird devices and their otherness and their foods and how excited they are for their special foods.” If he were to win the lottery, he honestly wouldn’t know what to do with it: “I would give a lot of it away.”