She Better Have Big Drawers

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Tracy said he’d gotten a new girlfriend since his previous one, the model who actually gave him A KIDNEY. (“I got a part of her in me. I got the best part, too. The kidney.”) His new girl abides his taste in underwear: “I like big drawers, man.” And again, distaste for condoms: “I want to birth a nation. One nut is like what–3 billion? I don’t want to waste one sperm cell.”