Wet Wipes & Titties

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Before he left, Tracy said NYC in the spring had made him a boob man: “I would pull over my car in the Village and pull my dick out and eat some cheese doodles and beat off and watch titties all day. I had to wipe the sperm off my leg with some Wet Wipes. Then I throw the Wet Wipes out the window and wait for women to step in the Wet Wipes. Then I be like, “[Moans], she step in my sperm with them–she had purple toenail polish and flip-flops on.'”