Show Rundown: January 29, 2013
The Stern Spouse Nickname Game
Love to Poopsquirt & Mimi
Who Would My Woman Bang? Round 2
Eric the Actor Disputes Being TV’s Grim Reaper
Da Badass Clip of the Week
The ‘Would Howie Rather?’ Game
The ‘Would Howie Rather?’ Game
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Toward the end of the show, Howard played a round of Would Howie Rather? The game, in clips, featured Howie Mandel presented with a series of scenarios that would set off all his OCD/germaphobic alarms–the ‘Would you rather…’ choices, followed by Howie’s answers:
Let a homeless man sneeze on you or share a jacuzzi with 10 filthy naked men? “I’d let the homeless person sneeze because I don’t want to be in a jacuzzi with 10 naked men.”
Rub your penis all over a public urinal or lick someone’s face with the chicken pox? “That’s a real conundrum. I’d rub my penis on the urinal.”
Walk around barefoot on a piss-covered public bathroom floor or clean your ears with a used/stranger’s Q-Tip? “I’d walk barefoot around dirty toilets.”
Sleep in a dirty bed infested with bedbugs or wash your face with toilet water? “I’d rather have bedbugs than toilet water on my face.”
Lick the door handle of a NYC cab or brush your teeth with a stranger’s toothbrush? “Lick the handle.”