The Art and Practicality of Massaging Your Own Anus

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Apparently, this is something you should do. Howard played clips of an outrageous instructional video, where a guy demonstrates a technique for massaging your own anus. The instructor, Joe, suggests that you massage and play with yourself while either in a warm shower or lying down.

Obviously, the idea of staff-wide anal relaxation was then immediately suggested. (“You’d be able to fit all 4,000 pieces of Gary’s vinyl in his ass.”)

Later on, Howard discovered that the instructional video is a fantastic compliment to Robin’s friend, Simone Dinnerstein’s, new classical album.

If you’re interested, here’s a link to the site… beware, it’s graphic: EroticMassage.com