Romancing Katy Perry, Phase 2: The Poem

March 27, 2013
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

JD wants to a kiss a girl, and that girl is Katy Perry. Since he didn’t hear from her after his impassioned plea yesterday, JD channeled his ‘inner Ronnie’ and wrote the pop star a beautiful love poem. Here it is for your reading enjoyment:

“To Katy”

To date Katy Perry would be very merry

She is as sweet as a tart and has taken a place in my heart

Her smile is bright

Her body’s so tight

Her eyes are like diamonds shining

Her laugh makes me delighted

She dresses so fine I’d love to have her as mine

So, Katy Perry, lets go out on a date

I promise not to be late

Maybe it’s our fate