Show Rundown: April 15, 2013
Thumbs at Half-Mast for Roger Ebert
What Happened to Mark Wahlberg’s Hand?
‘Transformers,’ Pot, and Jerry Sandusky
Booze, Mushrooms, And Anne Frank’s House
Booze, Mushrooms, And Anne Frank’s House
Justin Bieber may have outraged people by writing in the Anne Frank House guestbook that he hoped Anne Frank would’ve been a “Belieber,” but that doesn’t hold a candle to the antics of our staff. Robin and Gary were so drunk when they visited Anne Frank’s old pad that Gary could barely get up the stairs. (Howard imagined that Robin probably used her vibrator in the attic.) Not to be outdone, though, Howard100 News’ Shuli Egar proved what a good Jew he is by admitting he once visited the sacrosanct house while tripping on mushrooms.
Howard then ended the controversy by declaring Anne Frank would’ve been one of Lady Gaga’s “Little Monsters,” not a “Belieber.”