HOWARD AND JD WEIGH IN
A brand new game for Birthday Bash tickets was unveiled: Guess the Staff's Weight. The contestant picks a staffer and has to guess their weight within ten pounds. First up was Michelle, who picked Howard.
She locked in on 175 lbs and Howard stepped on the scale. He was 191 lbs, but realized that his boots and headphones were heavy. Once he removed them, he was revealed as a svelte 183, which was with ten pounds of Michelle's guess.
Later in the show, another caller picked recently-fat media producer JD Harmeyer for his chance to win the big prize. Mark decided on 190 lbs, but after hearing the crew debate this, he upped his guess to a hefty 210.
JD lumbered onto the scale and clocked in at a whopping 214.8 lbs. His waist, for those who are counting, is now 45 ½ inches. Big fat producer Jason Kaplan's waist is only 2 ½ inches more than JDs.
It was also revealed by a snitch in the back office that JD eats Stove-Top stuffing, which is typically a Thanksgiving or Christmas treat, year round.
Sal measures JD's gut