Russell Brand Expands

Russell Brand dropped by to promote the expansion of his FX series, 'Brand X,' but was delayed because he stopped to take a crap in the office bathroom: "I'm a human being, Howard, with human needs. … On the radio, you don't want any kind of blockage. You want to be a clear channel of fluidity." Brand blamed his breakfast, a "ludicrously healthy" smoothie containing spinach and lemon and kale and ginger: "It's absolutely revolting. It looks like the effluvia of Shrek the Giant."