Show Rundown: Tuesday April 15, 2014
Who Wins Tracy Morgan’s Hottest Famous Female Bracket?
Who Will Fight Tan Mom In Epic Showdown?
Who Will Fight Tan Mom In Epic Showdown?
Celebrity Boxing promoter Damon Feldman called up this morning to talk to Howard about his quest to find a human being – seemingly almost ANY human being – who is willing to step in the ring with the most famous wack packer, Tan Mom.
He has contacted many, many possible contenders, including Mariann from Brooklyn, who declined.
Howard had many suggestions: Octomom, Geraldo Rivera, Oscar Pistorius, Oprah, Michele Bachmann, Kate Middleton, Duke porn star Belle Knox, or even our own Wendy the Slow Adult – simply because she always needs money.
And boy oh boy, is there money to be made from fighting Tan Mom: you could earn $5,000 for a knockout, $1,000 for winning the fight, or $500 just for stepping foot in the ring.
Think you have what it takes to beat Tan Mom? Contact Damon Feldman and set it up.
But something tells us Tan Mom has what it takes to beat some ass.