ROBIN QUIVERS: A WOMAN IN LOVE

While recapping last night’s Tony Awards, Robin admitted that she’s in love with actor Bryan Cranston and would do anything for him.*

Howard could not a comment like this pass by, so he asked her about every scenario he could imagine and she was up for a surprising amount of deviation for the one who knocks.

Would Robin let him put it in her ass?

Yes.

Would Robin then let him put it in her vagina?

He’d have to wash it first.

Would Robin let him pee on her chest?

No.

Would Robin talk dirty to Bryan as his Mommy?

No.

Would Robin let him finish on her face?

No.

Would Robin dress like a pony?

Sure

Would Robin let him put a sausage in her?

Robin said ‘I don’t know, Howard.’

Would Robin let him f*ck her with his big toe?

No

If Bryan wants to snowball Robin, would she let him?

Yes.

Would Robin stick her tongue up his ass?

If he was very clean.

Would Robin let him call her the N-word in bed?

Robin said ‘Stop it!’ (Which is not a ‘no’!)

*this marks the first time in history that a woman has been aroused by watching the Tony Awards.