Howard's longtime limo driver, Ronnie 'the Limo Driver' has revealed some pretty twisted sexual fantasies on the air – eating a candy cane out of a girl's ass, 'finishing' into a bowl of eggnog, and even advocated, oddly, blowing your grandfather for Father's Day.
We wanted to go deep, deep into that dark mind and find out, once and for all, what his ultimate freaky-deaky sexual fantasy was.
Ronnie dropped under – and we mean WAY under – and Scott Schmaren (the same hypnotist who took Sal back to being a pregnant turtle) began walking Ronnie through it.
There were two women in a living room, one dirty blonde and the other a natural redhead. Ronnie pointed out that redheads have small boobs with pencil-eraser nipples.
Ronnie proceeded to bang them (and they banged each other) in all conceivable ways – licking and eating and sucking and banging. They would stop every few minutes to drink Tanqueray and play Monopoly.
At a certain point, one of the women grew upset that she was in jail, but Ronnie was all smiles because he owned Boardwalk and Park Place.
When they were back to the deed, they'd do all kinds of wild things to Ronnie's ass, then flip him over and tickle and suck on his nipple like he was a girl too.
They'd go back at it, then break again, until the sun came up and it was time to cum. Ronnie finished on one girls t*ts but his load was so big that it got on her face. She started licking it off herself and going crazy.
What a night!