Show Rundown: August 24, 2016

Howard's prostate exam looms, Richard test drives a cock ring, and Memet beds a married woman

August 24, 2016

Good Morning Everybody!

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Howard arrived at the studio this morning on a mission: Make a doodie before his annual physical, as the doctor would be performing a prostate exam this afternoon.

Usually, Howard explained, he makes his daily bowel movement either right before or right after eating dinner around 4:30 p.m., but the prospect of having something in the chamber when the good doctor sticks his finger inside of him led Howard to pack a case of baby wipes for the road.

“I’m like a chick getting ready for anal,” he joked. “I fucking hate that finger in my ass.”

After hypnotizing himself to relax didn’t work, Howard turned to his anal expert — Robin Quivers — to see how she dealt with an unexpected foreign object being thrust into her behind years ago, during her infamous rendezvous in a San Francisco hotel with a stranger.

“It was kind of a shock,” Robin admitted, but “it was pleasurable.”

Howard was amazed that Ms. Quivers took the mystery man’s entire member inside of her “like a champ.”

“And I want you to do the same,” Robin coached him.