She became famous for having the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger and the voice of Herman Munster, but Monday morning one of the Stern Show's longest tenured Wack Packers, Nicole Bass, stopped by the studio to promote her feminine side by announcing her return to stripping in a scene that won't soon be forgotten.
After going through a rough patch in her career, Nicole is seeking to entice clubs around the nation to hire her and if Monday's show was any evidence, they'll be lining up ... especially considering her choice of shoes .
Howard put together an expert panel to judge Nicole's skills featuring Ronnie Mund (a self-described strip club aficionado), JD Harmeyer (who once blew his entire tax refund at a strip club), Richard Christy (who everyone was pretty sure would puke), and Shuli Egar (our resident Wack Pack expert).
Before unleashing her on the panel, Howard wanted to talk to Nicole about Chyna, whom she worked with at the WWF back in the day as well.
"Chyna was a cunt," Nicole blurted out before qualifying her statement a bit. "It's like when people pit you against each other … I got where she was coming from," she said, explaining that the wrestling organization set them up to be nemeses.
Nicole also updated listeners on her love life. Sadly, she recently broke up with a guy after he allegedly physically assaulted her. "He beat the crap out of me," she claimed.
As a result, Nicole hasn't had sex in ages. "I am so frickin' horny," she bemoaned.
Responding to questions from the panel, Nicole informed listeners that at age 51 she doesn't need lube to get wet as she is "like Miss Niagra Falls." Additionally, while she refused to show her vagina, she described her clit as resembling the "tip of a thumb."
With that, Nicole started getting warmed up as Fred Norris fired off tunes like "Who Let The Dogs Out?" and "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)." The songs weren't doing it for Nicole, who requested "I'm Too Sexy" instead.
Things heated up a bit as Nicole began approaching the panel dressed in a tight-fitting black bra and panties.
As she danced closer and closer, Richard lost it and vomited a little. "I didn't mean to offend you," he insisted though.
"Come on, I'm good!" Nicole yelled.
Ronnie was crying with laughter as she got topless and gave him a lap dance of sorts. JD, meanwhile, ran out of the studio.
All said and done, Ronnie admitted that Nicole "could be big in small towns – in the mountain countries." In West Virginia, "she'd fit right in. She would have no problem," Ronnie told Howard.
With the analysis out of the way, Howard offered a final sentiment: "You actually look great ... I wish you a great success."
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