Good Morning Everybody!
As "Seth Rogen's laugh" sang the show in, Howard informed listeners that Medicated Pete would be coming in on Tuesday to show Robin his penis.
Pete reportedly has a ginormous cock, but "he doesn't believe anybody," Howard explained. So he'll be receiving the definitive expert opinion of our very own Robin Quivers to settle the issue.
"I want to know … is it big?" Howard said.
"There's always a danger here – I could fall in love," Robin joked. "I don't know how I got to be the authority," she added though.
With that, Chris "Mad Dog" Russo (but really Sour Shoes) announced the day's guest: Maury Povich!
Bree Olson Says She's Transitioning … Sort Of
Frequent Stern Show guest and former porn star Bree Olson is having a change of heart … or gender identity reportedly.
In a recent Periscope stream, Bree declared in defiant whispers that she has "officially lost all sexual interest in men." Moreover, she has found that she can only cum while imagining she has a penis and her partner is "jacking her off."
"I'm not a lesbian … I'm a straight male," she explained during the live stream. Though she took getting a penis off the table, getting her boobs removed is seemingly still an option.
"Goodbye tits," she gleefully mused.
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne To Reportedly Split
Amid reports of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne splitting up, Chad from St. Louis called in to see who Howard was backing.
Howard went back and forth for a few minutes considering his relationship with both individually among other factors before settling on an answer.
"I guess I wouldn't choose," Howard said, explaining that while he talks to Sharon more often, he loves Ozzy as well and would happily have him on the Stern Show again.
Howard said it was like when John Stamos and Rebecca Romijn split up. Rebecca assumed Howard would side with John, so she backed off for a while until Howard called her out on it.
Needless to say, it possible to remain friends with both parties in Howard's book.