AUDIO: Asian Pete Gives His Christmas List to Santa in a New Phony Phone Call

“You know the phone connection here in the North Pole isn’t the best, so I wonder if you could repeat that,” Santa tells the Wack Packer

December 5, 2018
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard debuted a holiday-themed phony phone call Wednesday morning of Asian Pete phoning a Santa Claus hotline. The Wack Packer pretended to be a young boy in search of a few special Christmas presents, but the man playing jolly old St. Nick had a difficult time understanding anything he was saying.

“You know the phone connection here in the North Pole isn’t the best, so I wonder if you could repeat that,” Santa said, before incorrectly guessing Pete was in the market for a Rubik’s Cube and a pink elephant. Growing increasing frustrated, he eventually just begged for Pete to mail him a letter.

Take a listen to the phony phone call (below) and tune into the Stern Show on Monday morning as Asian Pete teams up with Medicated Pete and his mom to take on Tan Mom, her husband, and Adam Barta in Wack Pack Feud.