QUIZ: How Well Do You Know Sal Governale?
QUIZ: How Well Do You Know Sal Governale?
Test your Stern Show smarts out on this quiz all about Howard’s longtime staffer
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1. In November 2013, renowned hypnotist Scott Schmaren visited the Stern Show and put Sal into a deep trance. What pregnant animal did Sal recall being in a previous life while under Scott’s hypnosis?
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A pig
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An elephant
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A turtle
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A racoon
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2. What small business establishment did Sal work alongside his father Tony at while growing up on Long Island?
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A pizzeria
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An auto mechanic shop
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A hair salon
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A florist shop
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3. After a 2017 blizzard left New York City covered in snow, Sal shocked his co-workers by wearing what fur-lined winter clothing item to the office that morning?
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ski jacket
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Snow boots
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Mittens
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Winter hat
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4. As evidenced by his former Stern Show nickname, what was Sal Governale’s occupation before becoming a full-time member of Howard’s team?
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A cab driver
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A stockbroker
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A sous chef
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An MTA conductor
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5. Married to him for over 20 years now, what is Sal Governale’s wife’s first name?
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Christine
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Erica
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Mary
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Katelyn
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6. When Sal’s wife visited the Stern Show studio in 2007, she repeatedly hit her husband’s bare backside with what in order to win enough money for a family trip to Disney World?
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Darts
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BBs
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Taser electrodes
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Paintballs
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7. What bathroom item did Sal Governale admit to inserting inside of himself after the results from his 2018 lie detector test revealed he had once experienced anal pleasure?
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A hairbrush
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A toothbrush
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A bar of soap
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A shampoo bottle
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8. When Howard held on-air auditions for staff members looking to form a new Stern Show band in 2014, Sal came in the studio and rocked out on what instrument?
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Bass guitar
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Drums
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Saxophone
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Triangle
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9. Which CBS sitcom did Sal make a cameo appearance on, playing a talent manager named Lance, alongside Adam Sandler and Chris Rock?
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“The Big Bang Theory”
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“Man With a Plan”
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“Rob”
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“Kevin Can Wait”
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10. During a supposed out-of-body experience in 2017, Sal claimed he encountered a Buddha, a giant hand, and which late-night TV show host while floating through the air?
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David Letterman
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Stephen Colbert
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Jimmy Kimmel
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Jimmy Fallon
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11. Which deceased member of the Wack Pack did Sal claim he contacted in 2017 with the help of the Long Island Medium Theresa Caputo?
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Eric the Actor
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Blue Iris
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Nicole Bass
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Joey Boots
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12. After strapping Sal in for a lie detector test in 2016, polygraph expert Ed Torian commented the Stern Show staffer’s chest reminded him of what?
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“water balloons”
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“lumpy pillows”
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“farm animal tits”
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“rotten cantaloupes”
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13. Long before he ever worked at the Stern Show, Sal admitted he used to frequent the peep show booths formerly found in Times Square. Which restaurant did Sal say he’d stop at ahead of time to pick up napkins so that he wouldn’t have to touch anything while at the booths?
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McDonald’s
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Subway
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Arby’s
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Sbarro
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14. In 2010, Sal competed against fellow uncircumcised gentleman Jason Ellis to see who could fit as many pieces of what candy in their penis pouches?
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M&M’s
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Skittles
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Whoppers
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Smarties
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15. Though considered a mark of average intelligence, Sal came in last place amongst his fellow staffers during the 2010 Stern Show I.Q. contest with a score of what?
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102
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103
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104
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105
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16. Following a colonoscopy and while still slightly under sedation, Sal admitted on tape to fantasizing about which Stern Show co-worker’s wife?
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Howard Stern
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Gary Dell’Abate
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JD Harmeyer
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Brent Hatley
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17. What song did Sal perform during 2016’s Prostate Karaoke segment – the same song he danced with his mother to at his wedding?
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“Unchained Melody” by the Righteous Brothers
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“Fly Me to the Moon” by Frank Sinatra
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“The Wonder of You” by Elvis Presley
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“Kiss From a Rose” by Seal
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18. When Sal faced off against his friend and co-worker Richard Christy in a game of “Cocktionary” in 2017, which Stern Show celebrity superfan was in studio to guess what the two were trying to draw with their penises?
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Jimmy Kimmel
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Sarah Silverman
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Ike Barinholtz
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Michael Rapaport
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19. Recreated from a photo his wife took, what does Sal have tattooed on his right upper arm?
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A portrait of his mother and father
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Him and his children holding hands
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His deceased dog
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A sun rising over Long Island Sound
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