Brent Hatley and His Wife Attend a Disappointing Mermaid-Themed Non-Orgy

“I found that whole scene all very strange,” the Stern Show staffer tells Howard of his latest group experience

Brent and Katelyn Hatley were excited to get wet and wild at what they thought was a mermaid-themed orgy over the weekend, but on Wednesday the Stern Show staffer revealed he and his wife were left out to dry after showing up to find a much tamer gathering than they’d expected.

“It was more of a voyeur-exhibitionist type thing rather than an orgy. Everybody has sex with the people they came with,” Brent said.

“You could do that at home,” Howard said.

“Exactly!” Brent responded.

He and Katelyn went there dressed to impress—he rocked a tight T-shirt with orcas while Katelyn wore spandex shorts, a see-thru pink top, and pink seashells covering her breasts—but apparently the other guests didn’t look quite as steamy. “There were probably 10 to 15 old bags there,” Brent said with a laugh, adding, “It would be like seeing your mom or your aunt naked.”

The Hatleys did wind up having sex with each other next to a few other couples, but Brent said the party was ultimately still a dud, soured in part by a “laundry list” of mood-breaking rules and something called a “cuddle puddle.”

“I found that whole scene all very strange. I like a more hardcore, you know, fucking scene,” he said.

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