VIDEO: Ronnie ‘the Limo Driver’ Mund Stumbles Through His Presentation on the AVN Awards Before Offering a Masturbation Tip

“This is what you get when you get me,” head of security declares before demonstrating special technique

July 28, 2020

Ronnie “the Limo Driver” Mund drew sharp criticism from members of the Stern Show Tuesday when he struggled to present an on-air package for the most recent AVN Awards. “Ronnie, you sound like you’re reading this for the first time,” Howard observed after Ronnie stumbled several times over the phrase “in memoriam.”

“This is going great,” longtime co-host Robin Quivers chimed in with a laugh.

“This is what you get when you get me,” Ronnie shot back after staffer Will Murray gave his own critique. “I’m not a fuckin’ announcer.”

Staffer Chris Wilding appeared frustrated that Ronnie, whose preparation for the bit included showering and looking over his notes, was taking the opportunity away from someone else. “We pitch ideas for packages like this and we vie for them and we rehearse them,” he explained. “To have a guy kind of come on and just phumpher through it, it’s a bummer.”

Despite his package struggles, Ronnie continues to master all things sex-related – even bragging during a recent Zoom happy hour of his ejaculation strength. “When I blew my load it went over my fuckin’ head and onto the wall,” he recalled of a particular masturbation episode.

“Your cock is like a 12-gauge shotgun,” Howard responded with wonderment. “That’s an amazing distance.”

With the help of a common pen, Ronnie demonstrated his three-fingered approach to self love. “Here’s your cock – this is the head, the blue part,” he instructed. “You’ve got two fingers right here, one just below the head, one on the head, and one behind it … you don’t go too far down, you stay like right in that area.”

Get more of Ronnie’s master class in the video (below).