The Beetlejuice Phrase Game

April 1, 2010
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard offered a caller a new Sharp Quattron television if they could win a round of The Beetlejuice Game, in which Beetlejuice is asked to complete 5 phrases and the caller must guess whether or not Beet was able to answer correctly.

The caller said he’d bet against Beet every time.

Check out the incomplete phrases and Beet’s answers (below).

If you can’t stand the heat get out of the _______.

“Oh if you can’t stand the heat get the hell out of the goddamn kitchen.”

Nice guys finish ____. “

“Oh that’s stay finished.”

The Wizard of __.

“Wizard of Oz.”

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s ________.

“Oh the birds and the f’ing bees.”

Gone With the ____.

“Oh that’s Gone with the Wind.”

The caller lost, but since it was his birthday, Howard offered the crestfallen listener a bonus question:

“Be All You Can Be in the ____”