Jeff the Drunk Was a 4-Year Senior

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Jeff the Drunk called in to say graduated from high school at the age of 21: “On my Senior Trip, I drank at the bar with the teachers.”

Howard laughed: “Do you feel like a total moron?”

Jeff said no: “I was a cool guy, believe me…I was a bad boy.”

Howard was confused: “People thought it was cool that you were 18 and in the 10th grade?”