What Would Will the Farter Do to His Mom?

August 10, 2010
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

The crew listened to a clip of Will Murray asking Will the Farter what acts he’d perform on his mother for either $5,000 or $20,000.

In the clip, Will said he’d give his mom a bikini wax for $5K. For another $5K he’d also don a blindfold and try to recognize–by feel–his mom’s boobs from a line-up of middle-aged women: “That’s a lot better than the bikini wax.”

Bizarrely, Will refused to simply make-out with High Pitch Erik for the same price. Will called in to say he didn’t think his mother would consent to any of the acts: “Probably not.”

Will said he’d also agreed to let his mom lick his balls–they’d earn $2,000 per lick with a $20,000 limit–but had refused to pee on Jeff the Drunk’s ‘dead’ arm for $10,000.

Howard asked if Will would give a homeless guy handjob for $20,000 and after some thought, Will consented. Will then put his mom on the line–she refused to take part in any of the stunts except the Recognize Mom’s Boobs bit: “Maybe.”