Show Rundown: August 10, 2010
An Update on JD’s Stripper Friend
Riley Negotiates His Contract
What Would Will the Farter Do to His Mom?
What Would Will the Farter Do to His Mom?
The crew listened to a clip of Will Murray asking Will the Farter what acts he’d perform on his mother for either $5,000 or $20,000.
In the clip, Will said he’d give his mom a bikini wax for $5K. For another $5K he’d also don a blindfold and try to recognize–by feel–his mom’s boobs from a line-up of middle-aged women: “That’s a lot better than the bikini wax.”
Bizarrely, Will refused to simply make-out with High Pitch Erik for the same price. Will called in to say he didn’t think his mother would consent to any of the acts: “Probably not.”
Will said he’d also agreed to let his mom lick his balls–they’d earn $2,000 per lick with a $20,000 limit–but had refused to pee on Jeff the Drunk’s ‘dead’ arm for $10,000.
Howard asked if Will would give a homeless guy handjob for $20,000 and after some thought, Will consented. Will then put his mom on the line–she refused to take part in any of the stunts except the Recognize Mom’s Boobs bit: “Maybe.”