Gary came in to say there was a girl outside claiming to be Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend, but Howard doubted it: "It sounds weird that he has a girlfriend, quite frankly...she's not his girlfriend but bring her in anyway."
Erica Lancellotti then came in to introduce herself--but Howard stopped her: "You got a cute body. A lot of guys would like to bang you...[but] you're not dating Ryan Seacrest, right?"
Erica explained that she's been dating Ryan off-and-on in what she described as an "open relationship" situation, even sleeping with him many times: "He actually stated in front of the New York Post that we were together. That I was his girlfriend. That was 2 years ago outside of Nello."
Erica added that she'd never called herself 'his girlfriend' until recently: "We actually spoke about it 2 weeks ago...one of his friends started talking about it, Lauren, so I was like, 'Is that OK with you?' He was like, 'Yeah. It's fine.'"
Seacrest in the Sack
Howard continued to speculate about Seacrest's sexual proclivities, but Erica claimed he was a pretty normal dude: "He loves women. He loves boobies. Just like you."
Howard asked what she'd do if Ryan knocked her up, and Erica claimed she wasn't a gold-digger: "I really try not to think about that. I take my own personal precautions."
Howard thought the precaution might be the backdoor, but Erica denied it: "No! Howard. No. He's not into that."
Howard asked if Ryan waxed his own anus, but Erica claimed she'd never investigated: "I didn't dive in there."
Erica also refused to comment on whether Ryan like to 'finish' on her: "I'm gonna go with no comment."
Erica said she also had another 'boyfriend,' a guy willing to let her maintain a simultaneous relationship with Seacrest--a relationship she doesn't plan on giving up: "I love him."
But Can She Sing?
Erica said she'd even tried out for 'American Idol' and made it as far as "right before Hollywood," so Howard had her sing--and the staff judge.
Fred-as-Randy went first: "Yo dog. Dog. You really brought it...I got feelin for that."
Robin-as-Kara/Ellen was dead on: "I was a little concerned about the song choice but you pulled it off and you look great."
In his best British accent, Howard-as-Simon was a little more Howard than Simon: "I'll tell you how it really is. You're going home with me and we're going to have sex."