Robin Quivers Gets Her Smoke on During Amsterdam Vacation

Plus, which show did Howard binge watch over the break?

December 8, 2014

World-famous newswoman Robin Ophelia Quivers – who slowly reveals herself in layers like an artichoke – announced that she smoked grass during her whirlwind vacation in Amsterdam. Howard was not pleased that Robin would take smoke into her lungs, but our beautiful cancer survivor said she learned that none of it matters – have some fun.

Howard announced that he would be making his triumphant return to “America’s Got Talent” next year.

Howard recognized that he might have found Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton making out hot in his younger days, but it sort of grossed him out now.

Howard watched every episode of the Showtime series ‘The Affair’ over the weekend while he was sick in bed.

Howard is freaked out by Nicki Minaj’s ass, but media producer (and ass aficionado) JD Harmeyer loves it.

Joni Mitchell is battling a disease called Morgellons, which is hampering her ability to sing.

This nutball pastor is suggesting we ‘kill all gays’ to get rid of AIDS and he doesn’t sound super ‘macho’ while he does it.