Tan Mom Upset She Can't Be with Sal

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

After leaving the studio, Howard received reports that Tan was crying and having a heart-to-heart with Sal, the man at the center her complex emotions, in the back office – so he called them in to explain.

Sal and Patricia entered the studio hand-in-hand and while it took a minute for her to gain her composure, she soon got fired up all over again, defiantly declaring that Sal is "not in love with his wife" (which is wishful thinking and not true).

"She's very upset that we can't be together," Sal explained. After some banter back and forth, Tan Mom proudly told Howard that "you, me, Robin, and Sal are running for president" before Ronnie dragged her out of the studio.