Good Morning Everybody!
JD Harmeyer fumbled his way through announcing today's guest, Sarah Jessica Parker—who currently stars in a new comedy on HBO called "Divorce"—and Howard took the chance to welcome a new caller to the show: "Eloquent JD"!
In contrast to his normal unsophisticated self, Eloquent JD told Howard that instead of indulging in internet porn he spends his leisure time "enjoying the latest witty New Yorker cartoon."
When Howard wondered about his affinity for webcam girls, Eloquent JD was appalled.
"You mean exploit desperate, young, single mothers? What am I, a monster?" he questioned.
The real JD is never one to leave his apartment. Eloquent JD, meanwhile, told Howard that he loves "getting out into the world. Meeting new people is part of the magic of being alive."
Robin, for one, was dazzled. "Just a charmer!" she exclaimed.