High Pitch Erik's Dream Threesome

The Wack Packer reveals his ideal Ménage à Trois

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Before leaving the studio, High Pitch, who was refusing to even meet the gaze of Will the Farter, told Howard about a fantasy he had while masturbating to a photo of John Stamos.

Still, Erik insisted that Donnie Wahlberg was his main man – but if a threesome could occur with both men, he'd be open to it. He is straight though … supposedly.

High Pitch proceeded to dictate how the intimate evening would go down – much to the disgust of listeners everywhere. Our apologies go out to both John Stamos and Donnie Wahlberg.