Good Morning Everybody!
"What a beauty!" Howard remarked as he told listeners how excited he was for Wilde to make her first visit to the Stern Show.
Olivia has been getting rave reviews for her role in HBO's "Vinyl" and will be in to discuss that and more.
An Unorthodox Evening
Despite the evening starting out normally (with show prep, eggplant parm, and Neil Cavuto), Howard soon prepared to watch the last half of Sunday's "Walk Dead" episode in addition to "The Bachelor" finale.
Before turning on the TV though, Howard said he tried to masturbate, but soon discovered that it just wasn't happening. "I missed the moment," he recounted.
So Howard got into bed and watched "The Walking Dead" around 7p.m. and then decided to watch an episode of "Arrow" to kill a little time before "The Bachelor." But by 8p.m., Howard was tired and wanted to go to sleep – so he did. Then around 1a.m., Howard said he awoke and and watched "The Bachelor" finale.
Even more shocking, he ate breakfast around 3a.m. as the show concluded! "What a wild fucking night … Robin, I'm out of control," he told his co-host. "I break the mold."
Jeff the Drunk Is in Demand
Wack Packer Jeff the Drunk called in and told Howard that he lost 19 lbs. recently. Howard wondered whether he had gotten rid of one of his arms, which Jeff denied.
Jeff also had another question. "Hey Howard, you know Bubba the Love Sponge wants me to come down to his show," he began before asking Howard if it was okay for him to do that.
Bubba evidently told Jeff that he couldn't appear in unless Howard signed off on it.
"Don't make everything my decision in life … I'm not God," Howard responded.
Jeff insisted that he was trying to be a professional by asking, but Howard told him to make his own decision.
Staff Psychiatric Health
One caller this morning wondered whether Howard ever considered quitting his psychiatrist, but Howard said he couldn't at this point. "I'm not in any position to do that," he told the caller.
"Oh my god, I have so much to accomplish," Howard continued, explaining that it really does help him.
The caller also asked if Fred Norris had ever gone into therapy. Fred confirmed that he has and even goes back once in a while for a "tune-up," but does not go consistently at this point.
"I had anger issues for sure," Fred admitted.
Gary said he has a shrink as well that one of the other staff members used to use. Howard said he would never go to someone if they were already treating a person he knew.
Tan Mom Wants to Thank Chubby Pecker
In another priceless clip, Sal asked Tan Mom to read some thank you shoutouts to fans while she was up at the studio and the oblivious Wack Packer read straight through names like Fonda Dix, Harry Twatlips, Isis Rules, Chubby Pecker, and more.
Howard also played tape of a prank where Stern staffer Memet (or LaMet depending on who you ask) asked Tan Mom on a date. Then Sal called up and asked her out on a date for the exact same time and date.
Tan Mom bounced back and forth on calls with the two Stern staffers trying to turn one against the other until Ronnie called her asking to go out at the same time. Needless to say, Tan Mom couldn't make up her mind.