Good Morning Everybody!
Porn star August Taylor opened the show and announced the day's guest (while performing fellatio): Rob Reiner!
Howard said he was excited to talk to Reiner about everything from "This Is Spinal Tap" to his famous pedigree, as well as a ton of other stuff. Rob's son Nick, who wrote his dad's new movie, "Being Charlie," also stopped by during the interview.
Nicole Bass was in the studio on Monday and made her triumphant return to stripping.On Tuesday, Howard described the strip tease for his listeners and revealed that she had pretty well ran rampant around the office that morning.
Nicole Bass Ran Rampant Around the Studio
Howard also said he had promised Nicole a photo. As Howard came to join her on the couch to take the picture, Nicole reportedly asked how close she was allowed to get and if there was touching allowed … to which Howard replied "no."
"I look like the cute chick in the picture, honestly," Howard joked.
Robin Quivers, who had observed all of this from her booth, explained that it "was like watching TV with the sound off."
Sal Governale revealed that Nicole had been coughing all over her mic and even left some phlegm on it. Howard did say she was a "good sport," though.
Wack Pack Health Updates
Howard wanted to give the listeners some updates on the health of a few Wack Packers, since members of the group seem to be dropping like flies lately.
Joey Boots, who sounded great when he was in the studio a few weeks ago, has been making some horrific noises lately on his Periscope. Howard played clips of Joey coughing up a lung while muttering, "cigarettes, weed, you know…"
"Joey just raised the bar for gross phlegm coughs," Howard commented. "That's like 3-D."
High Pitch Erik, meanwhile, recently underwent a successful procedure during which doctors discovered that he did not, in fact, have any blockages near his heart.
"I'm in good health," Erik told Shuli Egar. Well … sort of.
Bigfoot, meanwhile, called Shuli to let him know doctors have diagnosed his health issues as pancreatitis.
"I think it's from drinking a lot," Robin, a former nurse, informed Howard.
Bobo Takes a Beating
The Wack Pack's own Bobo was called out on Monday on Twitter and in fan emails . "Bobo you took a fucking beating," Howard told him.
Bobo insisted that he had two "golden" questions on Tuesday, but after asking one that he surely knew the answer to already and another about "the most scariest" moments on the show, it became clear that he was striking out.
"This is awful," Robin said.
Howard told Bobo that maybe he should take some time off and just be a listener. "Quality over quantity, my friend," he told the Wack Packer.
"It's hard," Bobo countered. "This is our heroin."
Shuli's Paternity Leave Antics
As Robin began discussing a story in the news, Howard noted that Shuli took like two months of paternity leave and just played tons of Xbox the entire time when one of his kids was born.
Shuli came in and countered that it was only one month, but admitted that he "played some, yes."
Howard said they had checked up on him and discovered Shuli had watched seven straight days of Netflix. "Jason the rat checked it out," Shuli corrected him.
It was also noted that, unlike Shuli, Stern Show producer Will Murray did not take any paternity leave.