Good Morning Everybody!
On Wednesday morning, Howard took a call from a 15-year-old Stern Show fan (and his father) who wanted advice on how to get through the day at school and stay inspired.
"My biggest regret in life is that I somehow wasn't turned on to education," Howard told the young man. "If I could give you one bit of advice, throw yourself into it."
While the caller admitted he'd rather be home playing games on his Xbox or hanging out with his girlfriend, Howard suggested he double down on his studies, including math and science, which can prove impressive to future girlfriends and employers.
To further demonstrate his point, Howard got "the drunk of Christmas future," Jeff the Drunk on the line to show what happens when you spend all of your time playing video games and drinking beer.
"Jeff, did you pay attention in school?" Howard asked.
"Of course not," the Wack Packer replied without hesitation.
While he spends his days living a teen's dream, Jeff confessed "the grass is greener on the other side." And he had a piece of advice to dispense: "Save yourself!"