Jeff “the Vomit Guy” Levy returned to the Stern Show Wednesday morning to once again act on his longtime urge to be barfed on by a woman.
This time it was a veteran fetish professional named Lindsay who would be providing the upchuck. But before she even got started, Jimmy Kimmel, who was sitting in on the show, began to feel sick.
“It looks like a satanic ritual is about to happen,” he said of the studio set-up. “I already feel like I’m going to throw up.”
Lindsay told Howard she had never partaken in this specific variety of fetish before, but assured him she was up to the task. “I have a very sensitive gag reflex,” she said.
Stern Show staffers Gary Dell’Abate, Richard Christy, and JD Harmeyer were on hand to help facilitate the bit, each donning a varying degree of protection. Both Gary and Richard went the full hazmat suit route, but Richard passed on wearing a mask, fearing he might puke inside of it. JD, meanwhile, insisted he would stay far enough away not to need one, while Jimmy and Howard chose to wear masks to avoid the smell.
Before getting on with it, Jeff—who declared he was a 60-year-old virgin—attempted to clear up what he called a “misnomer” about reports of his odor. “I take two showers a day,” he said. “My clothes are washed … They assume [I smell] because I’m Jeff ‘the Vomit Guy.’”
Richard and other staffers disagreed, however.
After dining on a meal of lentil stew when she arrived and taking in some “cold, thick leftovers” just prior to entering the studio, Lindsay was ready to vomit … as was nearly everyone in studio.
As his final words before the dream-come-true moment, Jeff offered a poem to describe his feelings:
“I’m Jeff the Vomit Guy and I’m okay, I think about hot girls vomiting every day. I touch their tongues, they lick their lips and then they drool on me! When I ask girls to be sick, they crave vomiting on me!”
“Let me wet the whistle, here,” Lindsay began as she stuck a finger down her throat and started gagging.
With the vomit finally spewing freely, Jeff savored the moment.
Richard also lost the contents of his stomach and Gary was nearly next. Jimmy Kimmel, echoing the general sentiment inside the studio, told Howard: “I’ve never been more unhappy.”
“I think I’m a deviant, but in a good kind of way,” Jeff countered.
Lindsay was simply happy to make the moment possible. “I feel good! I came to deliver,” she concluded.
See all of the photos from Jeff “the Vomit Guy” Levy’s day in paradise (below).