PHOTO: Jeff the Drunk Has a New ‘Blister’ on His Leg

Wack Packer also opens up about tanning his manhood

July 24, 2018
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Move aside, Lump. Jeff the Drunk has a new ailment on his body and the photo (below) is not a pretty sight.

The Wack Packer called in live Tuesday and explained he has been spending more time in the sun this summer to work on his tan, but the exposure to UVB rays seems to have taken a toll on his body causing a blister to form on his leg. And making the situation worse, Jeff decided to take matters into his own hand.

“I popped the fucking thing and it was all dead skin, so I took it all off,” he explained Tuesday ahead of a doctor’s appointment.

Jeff the Drunk's self-described Jeff the Drunk’s self-described Photo: The Howard Stern Show

“It looks like an animal bit a piece of his leg off,” Stern Show staffer Shuli Egar described in shock.

Jeff’s legs aren’t the only body parts receiving a tan, either. Shuli revealed Jeff has been tanning his penis as well.

“The details are horrific,” Shuli described of the Wack Packer’s actual mechanism of sunning his undercarriage. “He pops his dick out of the side of his underwear, he takes suntan lotion, he starts spreading it on there … He gets it hard and then he chokes it at the base like his own cock ring and just stands there and holds it in the sun for five minutes.”

Howard wondered why Jeff even cared about getting a tan, but he got little in the way of a thoughtful answer.

“Because … it’s nice,” Jeff offered in response.