High Pitch Erik Gets a Gay Massage but Not From One of the Nude Male Porn Stars in Studio

Eddie Danger, Alam Wernik, and Aaron Savvy all got naked for the Wack Packer

December 11, 2018
Eddie Danger, Alam Wernik, and Aaron Savvy with High Pitch Erik Eddie Danger, Alam Wernik, and Aaron Savvy with High Pitch Erik Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Three nude men stood before High Pitch Erik on Tuesday’s Stern Show, ready to let him fully explore his newfound homosexuality following the gay lie detector test results. However, the Wack Packer seemed to only have eyes for one of Howard’s staffers – Chris Wilding.

“How about Chris? Let Chris rub my arm,” Erik said while in the studio, turning down the opportunity to touch gay porn stars Eddie Danger, Alam Wernik, and Aaron Savvy. Howard assumed since Erik had confessed to having sexual fantasies about celebs like Donnie Wahlberg and John Stamos, he would jump at the chance to finally get physical with one of these good-looking guys. But no one expected Erik to come clean about having a crush on Chris Wilding, who was willing to come in studio and give the Wack Pack what he so desired.

“Where do you want the massage?” Chris asked. Erik instructed him to rub his shoulders before asking him to move down to his legs.

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

“How far up do you want me to go,” Chris asked while kneeling in front of Erik. “I want to make sure you’re comfortable … this is your first gay massage.”

“Your hands are very soft and gentle,” Erik told Chris. “What kind of soap do you use? Palmolive?”

With Erik clearly enjoying the experience, Howard wondered if the Wack Packer wanted one of the porn stars to work on his other leg. Erik refused, though, instead suggesting Stern Show staffer Memet Walker come in and massage him. The only touching Erik was interested in from one of the naked guys before him was a friendly hug from Alam.

“Alam, I’ll just give you a hug because you look like Justin Bieber,” Erik told him. After embracing the nude dude, High Pitch told him he smelled good and complimented his cologne.

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

“Obviously Erik feels better with people he knows,” Robin Quivers supposed as to why Erik maintained his composure around the gay porn stars. “These were strangers to him and he was a little frightened of them. But, you know, once he got going he was like, ‘I’ll take Chris, I’ll take Memet, I’ll take everybody.’”

“What a great Christmas show,” Howard said with a laugh.