Marfan Mike may have been in studio to learn his Wack Pack fate on Tuesday, but it was Wendy the Slow Adult who offered the first shocker of the morning.
Taking in Marfan’s appearance upon entering the room, Wendy said she found him cute, but admitted he would never stand a chance with her.
“I just want to be honest with you all — me and Gary [the Conqueror]’s going to hook up one day because me and Gary are falling in love,” she revealed.
This was a major surprise considering Gary and Wendy have feuded in the past.
“We now like each other,” she explained. “We’ve been talking a lot on Facebook.”
Despite Stern Show Executive Producer Gary Dell’Abate’s assertion that Gary the Conqueror may not feel the same way, Wendy maintained her Wack Pack suitor has been calling her cell phone to chat and the two are already planning their first date.
“We’re working on trying to get him down to Florida so we can go to Disney World,” she told Howard.
It seems Wendy has been unable to get Gary off her mind ever since the two shared a romantic kiss in Las Vegas many years ago. “Right now I got Gary the Conqueror on my mind,” she confessed.
As Wendy and Gary are both major players in the Wack Pack, Robin Quivers wondered if they would adopt a super-couple nickname. “I was thinking Gwendy,” she suggested.
The surprises didn’t end with Wendy and Gary, either. Unlike fellow Wack Packers Medicated Pete and Jeff the Drunk, who conceded it’s been at least a decade since the last time they’ve slept with a woman, Asian Pete claimed he, in fact, got lucky only two months ago — a far cry from the "virgin" moniker he donned upon first visiting the Stern Show for a contest.
“No wonder you’re smiling,” a shocked Howard remarked.
While remaining coy on the details, Asian Pete indicated he was at a friend’s house on a reservation when he met his American Indian beauty.
Even Asian Pete’s good friend Medicated Pete was at a loss for words. “Pete, you’re baffling me,” he stammered.