While the world awaits the truth of who on the Stern Show staff has been penetrated in the past, Ronnie “the Limo Driver” Mund continues to come clean about his own anal experiences and revealed yet another story to Howard on Wednesday morning. During a conversation with staffer Steve Nowicki, in which he admitted to once putting his pinky finger “two knuckles deep” inside of himself, Ronnie scoffed and explained why men should never use that digit to pleasure themselves.
“You’re not touching your fucking prostate with your pinky,” Ronnie told Steve.
Since it sounded like Ronnie knew from experience, Howard had to ask if his limo driver had ever fingered himself. The answer, of course, was yes. “I had planned this … I heard about how cool it is to massage your prostate when you’re gonna blow your load,” Ronnie confessed.
He went on to describe how one night he greased up his middle finger with Vaseline, laid on his back with his legs in the air, and began masturbating. It wasn’t until he was close to climaxing that Ronnie rammed his finger inside to maximize his orgasm. As he described it, he went “all the way … full finger.”
Though he began by saying he’d only ever tried this once, he later divulged doing it on multiple occasions. “I did it a couple times,” Ronnie said. “It’s called being a human, okay?”
The masturbatory maneuver isn’t one Ronnie does regularly, however, saying he considers it to be “too much work” and that it leaves him feeling “mushy.” But unlike Steve Nowicki, who said his pinky finger smelled for days after he had his fun with it, Ronnie claims his didn’t notice any unwanted scent on his hand.
“You got a bad ass, what can I say?” Ronnie said with a laugh.