Take the Wack Pack ‘Who Said It?’ Quiz

See if you know which Wack Packers uttered each of these famous phrases

March 22, 2019
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  • 1. “Oh my God, I’m in a love trice here!” _______ detailing the love triangle he found himself in after falling for two different women

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      Jeff the Drunk

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      High Pitch Erik

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      Medicated Pete

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      Marfan Mike

  • 2. “When an attorney call, it’s gotta be somethin’ bad.” _______ after Richard and Sal called them and pretended to be lawyers.

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      Wendy the Slow Adult

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      Fred the Elephant Boy

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      Angry Alice

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      Asian Pete

  • 3. “I’ve come to a decision … I’m going to get my arm chopped off.” _______ telling Howard in 2016 he wanted to have a limb surgically removed

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      Riley Martin

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      Bigfoot

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      Jeff the Vomit Guy

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      Jeff the Drunk

  • 4. “I’m not married but I do okay … I’m taller than three foot.” _______ posing as a caller named Derek from Texas after being banned from phoning into the Stern Show

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      Eric the Actor

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      High Pitch Erik

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      Beetlejuice

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      Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

  • 5. “I want the power on, goddamn it! I’m bored! … I feel like blowin’ my mind up!” _______ after losing electricity in their home due to a hurricane

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      Wendy the Slow Adult

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      Mark the Bagger

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      Ass Napkin Ed

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      Bobo

  • 6. “I’m here to talk about Christmas. It’s about commemorating the birth of the Christ Child and not for some notorious, nonexistent entity which has been given excessive importance.” _______ on why children shouldn’t be taught to believe in Santa Claus

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      Mick the Nerd

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      Tan Mom

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      Sour Shoes

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      Underdog

  • 7. “Black? I’m fucking Puerto Rican. I ain’t fucking black.” _______ explaining their race to Howard

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      Beetlejuice

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      Angry Alice

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      Riley Martin

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      Gary the Conqueror

  • 8. “I have to get into New York City really quick and I have to get to Terraberra Airport or whatever.” _______ leaving an angry voicemail after not being invited to Howard’s appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

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      Jeff the Drunk

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      Wendy the Slow Adult

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      Tan Mom

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      Suzanne “Underdog” Muldowney

  • 9. “What are you into? What are your interests?” _______ trying to pick up a girl during a visit to the Stern Show

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      Sour Shoes

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      Mick the Nerd

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      Medicated Pete

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      Asian Pete

  • 10. “It’s some speech impediment I have. I’ve been saying ‘it is’ for, I don’t know, 25 years?” _______ explaining the origin of their now well-known catchphrase

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      Fred the Elephant Boy

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      Bigfoot

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      Riley Martin

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      Eric the Actor

  • 11. “A girl. Not a hooker.” _______ revealing how he finally lost his virginity, thereby dropping the word “virgin” from his Stern Show nickname

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      Mark the Bagger

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      Jeff the Drunk

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      Mick the Nerd

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      Asian Pete

  • 12. “I think I’m a deviant, but in a good kind of way.” _______ defending his unusual sexual fetishes

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      Ass Napkin Ed

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      Jeff the Vomit Guy

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      John the Stutterer

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      Gary the Conqueror

  • 13. “First, I cut a good chunk of it off with scissors … then I buzz the rest of it off.” _______ on how he shaves his entire head and beard once a year on New Year’s Day

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      Bigfoot

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      Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

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      Mick the Nerd

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      Melrose Larry Green

  • 14. “I haven’t had a lot of women look at it so it’s confusing to me.” _______ explaining why he never realized he had an above-average penis

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      Fred the Elephant Boy

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      Beetlejuice

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      Medicated Pete

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      Marfan Mike

  • 15. “Every 11 years they come and get me.” _______ telling Howard about being abducted by aliens on a regular basis

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      Miss Howard Stern

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      Riley Martin

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      Sour Shoes

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      Jeff the Drunk

  • 16. “Howard comes to Hartford to become the wacky morning man at WCCC. Was my voice too deep doing that?” _______ while appearing in Howard’s movie “Private Parts”

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      Nicole Bass

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      Siobhan

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      Original Bigfoot

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      High Pitch Erik

  • 17. “Sit in my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.” _______ in a sound clip that has been played frequently on the Stern Show

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      Crackhead Bob

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      Cliff Palate

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      The Iron Sheik

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      Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

  • 18. “I’m wearing a negligée … am I making you hot?” _______ in a prank call to an elderly Southern woman

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      Blue Iris

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      Wendy the Slow Adult

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      Nicole Bass

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      Kenneth Keith Kallenbach

  • 19. “If Erik does something wrong in the future, I will make note of it. I’m not going to pretend it didn’t happen.” _______ on his long-running feud with fellow Wack Packer High Pitch Erik that led to the two of them appearing together in Special People’s Court

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      Eric the Actor

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      Fred the Elephant Boy

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      Jeff the Drunk

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      Beetlejuice

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