“It was awful. It was fucking awful,” Gary said in disgust.
He recalled going out that night but having to run back to his
house to grab something he forgot. And while he wasn’t gone long, it was enough
time for his parents to get in the mood.
“It didn’t even dawn on me that they’d be having sex,” Gary
continued. “I just opened the door right up and the covers were on them but there
were candles lit all around the room and my father was on top of my mother. It was
A stunned young Gary backed out of the room in shock from
what he’d just seen. His dad then came out to talk to him.
“My father comes out, in his underwear, smoking a cigarette,
and he goes, ‘You know, this is very embarrassing for all of us.’ And I’m like,
‘Yeah dad. Please stop talking.’ And then there’s a long pause. He goes, ‘What’d
you think we were dead?’” Gary remembered.