VIDEO: Tan Mom and Adam Barta Debut Their Brand-New Song ‘Glossy’

Wack Packer also gets a vampire facelift after her grueling recording session

March 3, 2020

She’s back … for a third time.

Patricia “Tan Mom” Krentcil called into Tuesday’s Stern Show to debut her latest collaboration with partner Adam Barta – a new song called “Glossy.”

“This new song … will it be another ‘Free to Be Me?’” Howard wondered, referring to Tan Mom’s 2018 hit tune. Before giving Stern Show fans their first listen of “Glossy,” Howard played clips from the recording session in which Patricia explains her new song’s lyrics have to do with her recent health scare.

“It was a little bit about death, what happened to me,” Patricia explains on the tape. “It’s like a whole new light, it’s glossy.”

“I could not breathe,” she continued. “They had to break my ribs and the whole side of me, they cracked my neck.”

Take a listen to Tan Mom’s new song in the audio (below).

Stern Show staffer Shuli Egar shows off a newly-bandaged Tan Mom puppet. Stern Show staffer Shuli Egar shows off a newly-bandaged Tan Mom puppet. Photo: The Howard Stern Show

After the grueling recording session, Tan Mom needed some rejuvenation at the beauty salon in what turned out to be an unorthodox treatment. “Vampire facelift, vampire facial, and fillers,” Shuli Egar listed of what he witnessed the Wack Packer had done that day. The procedures involved taking blood from Tan Mom’s arm, spinning it in a centrifuge, and then injecting it into her own face.

“They pulled the blood out of her arm … it was tan,” Shuli said of what he observed. The Stern Show staffer also got to use a newly bandaged Tan Mom puppet while speaking in his spot-on Tan Mom impression on Tuesday.

“I’m not a doctor but isn’t there blood already in your face?” Howard wondered.

Listen to Tan Mom getting her vampire treatments (below).