Gary Dell’Abate Is Having Difficulty Finishing

“It was just like nothing would happen,” Stern Show executive producer reveals to Howard

August 19, 2020
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Gary Dell’Abate is having trouble finishing what he started.

The Stern Show executive producer admitted to Howard Wednesday morning that since recovering from knee replacement surgery earlier this month, he’s had issues with ejaculating. “Lucas was up at school, Jackson was out running an errand, and Mary was out walking the dog so, you know, I’ve got a limited amount of time,” he said of an attempt to masturbate while his family was out of the house. “I was hard, I just couldn’t finish – that was the weird part.”

Gary thinks the culprit is most likely the cocktail of medications he is on as part of his surgical recovery. “I think it’s 14 or 15 pills,” Gary said of the meds he has to take in the morning alone. “Something in there is fucking with, you know, that part of my system.”

Howard and longtime co-host Robin Quivers were taken aback at Gary’s struggles as both have witnessed his insatiable nature. “Gary always gets hard, like he used to get hard during the show if a hot chick would walk in,” Howard noted. “We were on stage and he got a boner.”

“The whole audience, and cameras, and everything – nothing stops Gary,” Robin agreed.

VIDEO: Jeff the Drunk Complains About Being Unable to Leave Shuli Egar a Voicemail

“I was calling to prove a f-cking point,” the Wack Packer insists

August 19, 2020

Shuli Egar has long been considered one of the Stern Show’s most effective Wack Pack handlers, but on Wednesday he admitted he’s had his hands full since the start of quarantine. He said he gave them all his cell number once he started working from home—and now they won’t stop calling him. As if on cue, Shuli’s diatribe was interrupted by a call from Jeff the Drunk.

“Jeff, you know Shuli’s on the air. Why do you start calling him immediately?” Howard asked the Wack Packer. “You know he’s not going to pick up.”

“I was calling to prove a fucking point. Whenever I call this guy it goes right to voicemail and I can’t even leave a message,” Jeff responded.

Shuli conceded his mailbox was indeed full, but as he saw it the blame lied with Jeff and his Wack Pack colleagues. “Here’s the order of voicemails I have … Underdog, Underdog, Gary the Conqueror, Underdog, Underdog, Tan Mom, Sour Shoes, Underdog, High Register Sean,” Shuli told Howard. “Over the last 24 hours these voicemails dropped.”

Jeff kept grumbling about not being able to get through, but Howard still couldn’t understand his desperate need to talk to Shuli in the first place. “What did you want to leave a message about?” he asked the Wack Packer.

“The fact that I couldn’t leave a message!” Jeff said.

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