VIDEO: Tan Mom’s ‘Tan Talk’ Special Goes South When Wack Packer Reveals She Gets Horny in the Tanning Booth

Tan Mom recently held a live online event called “Tan Talk,” but the streaming special got off to a rocky start when the Wack Packer threatened her co-host and frequent collaborator Adam Barta before the show even commenced.

“Tan Mom was not in the mood for levity,” Howard said on Tuesday’s Stern Show before playing clips from both the special and Tan Mom’s pre-show meeting with Barta.

“Don’t make me look like a jerk because, I swear to God, on camera I will fucking fuck you,” Tan Mom barked at Adam in one clip.

Things didn’t go much smoother after the show got started. The Wack Packer kicked things off by apologizing to the viewers multiple times for previously rescheduling. “I just want to apologize. We had a delay, whatever, my fault. So go ahead Adam, I’m sorry,” she said.

Adam tried to get started but Tan Mom went back to her apology and at one point threatened to put the kibosh on the whole thing. “I’m sorry. I just got distracted and it’s not relevant for you guys but I just can’t do this video right now,” Tan Mom said. “I was having a great time before.”

“Adam Barta was seeing tens of dollars slip away right through his fingertips,” Howard laughed.

Adam eventually got the conversation with Tan Mom back on track, but things then got surprisingly sexual as the Wack Packer revealed she takes water with her into the tanning booth to help her stay hydrated in case she gets horny. “You get dehydrated and you can actually get sexually frustrated inside a tanning booth,” she insisted. “You get so hot below … you actually want to fool around or whatever.”

“Sometimes my labias catch on fire,” a scantily clad Tan Mom Puppet joked after the clip was played.

Howard was shocked by what he’d witnessed and his heart went out to staffer JD Harmeyer who was tasked with consuming the entirety of “Tan Talk” as part of his job. “Poor JD had to watch every minute of this special,” he said.

Co-host Robin Quivers didn’t think the assignment sounded all that bad, however. “I don’t think I could stop,” she said. “I could not turn this off.”