100 Million-Year-Old Animal Sperm Has Been Discovered and Guess Who Wants to Eat It

“Enjoy your breakfast,” Howard jokes while discussing the news story with Robin Quivers

September 23, 2020
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After Howard reported to co-host Robin Quivers on Wednesday about a recent discovery of a 100 million-year-old sample of animal sperm discovered inside a female crustacean, it wasn’t long before a familiar name came up – Debbie the Cum Lady. “Spoiler alert, she’s way into it,” Howard joked of the past Stern Show guest who loves semen so much she’s even expressed a desire for Wack Packer High Pitch Erik’s seed.

“The large sperm sounds so good, I could definitely love having that go down my throat,” Debbie told staffer Sal Governale of the sample that was large enough that the tail was several times longer than the animal it was found in. “A big large amount of sperm like that in my mouth could also feel good.”

After confirming she would definitely eat the sperm, Debbie went into specifics on how she would prefer it served. “A ripe, giant sperm – it’s ready for eating,” she explained. “Out of curiosity I would definitely want to taste it … I would cut it up and save it … like a dessert.”

“Enjoy your breakfast,” Howard teased after hearing Debbie’s detailed desires.