Wack Packer High Pitch Erik, having just purchased a Ford F-150 pickup truck, recently invited Stern Show staffer Chris Wilding for a tour of his brand-new vehicle, in particular the truck's bed.
“Erik wanted to fool around with our writer Chris Wilding in the back of the truck,” Howard said on Wednesday.
“He massages my legs, he’s got soft hands,” Erik said of his affection for Chris, referring to when the Stern Show staffer gave him a quick rub down back in 2018.
When Erik told Shuli Egar he wasn't certain if he grew excited after Chris touched his private area last year, he had an interesting explanation for why he couldn't be sure. “You know, my ball sack is inverted so I couldn’t tell,” High Pitch admitted.
“I think he means his penis,” Howard interpreted.
As Chris described sitting in the back of the truck with Erik, he reminded Howard of the Wack Packer’s intimidating size. “He opens the back of the truck … I get into it … and very casually he puts his right leg over me, over my torso,” Chris recalled. “Then you realize oh shit, this guy is like a monster.”
Chris eventually got out of the truck by promising to attend “Sesame Street Live” with High Pitch on Valentine’s Day. “I want to see Bert, Ernie, and Big Bird,” Erik reasoned.
Check out exclusive footage of the interaction (above).