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AUDIO: Mark the Bagger Updates Listeners on Surgery, Pregnancy Porn, and What He’s Looking for in a Woman
AUDIO: Mark the Bagger Updates Listeners on Surgery, Pregnancy Porn, and What He’s Looking for in a Woman
“I like a tuna fish smell—dirty and sweaty,” the Wack Packer tells Wolfie
Not even an injury can keep Mark the Bagger from daily self-pleasure, apparently.
On Tuesday, Howard treated listeners to an update from masturbation enthusiast and recent Hollyweird Squares participant Mark the Bagger, who recently retired from his life of bagging groceries and now lives it up in a bachelor pad outside Philadelphia. The Wack Packer caught up with Stern Show correspondent Wolfie and opened up about everything from his love life and recent masturbation habits to his thoughts on COVID-19. First, he kicked things off with news about his health.
“I have a broken sinus bone and I’m getting surgery done,” Mark the Bagger said in the clip.
“How did you break your sinus bone?” Wolfie asked.
“I fell,” he said, explaining years ago he slipped on black ice.
“How much did it hurt?” Wolfie asked.
A lot,” Mark said. “I tried medication for a while—that helped—and then it got worse.”
The injury affected other aspects of his life, too. For example, the Wack Packer said it keeps him masturbating only once per day. “Right now it hurts to do it,” he explained. “The pain hurts in my cheek. I have nerve damage in my sinus nerve.”
Wolfie wondered what Mark fantasized about to get himself in the mood.
“Uh, I watch Black chick porn. I watch lesbian porn, pregnant porn … I just love it,” Mark said, adding he’d love to one day date a pregnant Black woman. On that note, he told Wolfie it had been five years since he’d last been intimate.
“Why such a dry spell?” Wolfie asked.
“Can’t find no one,” Mark responded, explaining he was in the market for a blonde woman under six feet tall. “If she has kids I don’t care,” he said.
“It sounds like he’s looking for a relationship,” co-host Robin Quivers remarked after hearing the clip.
Turned out, Mark was looking for something far more specific. He went on to describe for Wolfie the precise odor of his dream girl’s nether regions. “I like a tuna fish smell—dirty and sweaty,” the Wack Packer said. “It turns me on.”
“There you go,” Howard said, thanking Wolfie for his services. “I always love an update on Mark the Bagger.”