JD Harmeyer Shares His Thoughts on the 63rd Annual Grammy Awards

Stern Show staffer waxes poetic about pop star Bruno Mars’ bulge

March 22, 2021

Howard, his longtime stylist Ralph Cirella, and the Stern Show staff had plenty to say Monday morning about this month’s 63rd Annual Grammy Awards. The Trevor Noah-hosted event featured appearances from many of the industry’s biggest stars, including Stern Show veterans Cardi B, Ringo Starr, Maren Morris, and Brandi Carlile as well as one of co-host Robin Quivers’ personal favorites, Harry Styles.

Staffers Ronnie Mund and JD Harmeyer watched the whole show and afterward JD paid a special compliment to Bruno Mars, explaining the pop star’s prominently displayed manhood captured his attention during Bruno and Anderson .Paak’s performance of “Leave it Open.”

“I couldn’t stop staring at it,” JD said. “I was looking at everyone else’s pants to see if they had bulges too and Bruno was the only one who had this bulge popping out. I was like, ‘Jesus, good for him.’”

Robin was perplexed. “When you look at a guy on stage performing, you look to see if he has a bulge?” she asked.

“Listen, I don’t know how my eyes ended up there, but they ended up there and once they were there they couldn’t leave,” JD responded.