Jason Kaplan Hasn’t Been Using His VR Porn Goggles

“I’ve done it once during this entire pandemic because you need to be alone, alone,” Stern Show staffer admits to Howard

March 23, 2021
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Despite showing off his virtual reality porn goggles last year, Stern Show staffer Jason Kaplan admitted on Tuesday that quarantining with his wife has forced him to largely shelf the otherwise game-changing device. “I’ve done it once during this entire pandemic because you need to be alone, alone,” he explained to Howard. “Not like alone like somebody’s in a different room sleeping, not like alone somebody went to the store. Like alone like somebody’s in a different state.”

When he does get to break the goggles out, Jason claims the benefits are on another level. “It is a different jerk off experience, it is a better orgasm,” he asserted, though he confessed the aftermath is a different story. “And then there is the cleanup of shame, which is way worse than taking a DVD out or closing your iPad … it doesn’t feel worth it afterwards.”

Stern Show executive producer Gary Dell’Abate turned the big 6-0 earlier this month. Stern Show executive producer Gary Dell’Abate turned the big 6-0 earlier this month. Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Executive producer Gary Dell’Abate, who gave a positive progress report on his recovery from knee replacement surgery, also told Howard what it was like to recently turn 60 years old. “I was 23 when I met you,” he pointed out to Howard and co-host Robin Quivers. “I feel every day of it when I’m next to you.”