VIDEO: Would JD Harmeyer Wear Bengals Star Joe Burrow’s Underwear?

“He’s got a great face, great hair,” Stern Show staffer says of Cincinnati's quarterback

October 6, 2025
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Stern Show staffer and Cincinnati Bengals superfan JD Harmeyer has plenty to say about Joe Burrow — the team’s star quarterback currently out of commission with a severe turf toe injury. But while most sports commentators will focus purely on a player’s performance, JD took it to another level.

“He has strong arms, strong, powerful legs, strong core,” he told colleague Jon Blitt recently. “I mean he’s got a great face, great hair. He’s got great hands.”

“Wow, you’ve got a lot of thoughts,” Howard observed after JD classified Burrow’s lips as “kissable.”

It didn’t stop there. When asked about the quarterback’s used underwear, JD said he wouldn’t wear them but would gladly take them. “I would hold them and then get ‘em framed,” he confessed before adding, “I might use [them] to like cry into and wipe my tears with.”

“There’s nothing weird about a grown man wanting to cry into Joe Burrow’s underwear,” Howard determined.

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