Howard read an email he received from a listener who passionately fought to dismantle Tan Mom's membership to the Wack Pack, arguing that she doesn't elicit any sort of sympathy like the other members do.
Nevertheless, Howard was unmoved. "I am telling you that Tan Mom is a Wack Packer … The criteria for me is that she's wacky," he explained. And to be fair, he created it, so the King of All Media's judgment stands: Tan Mom is in the Wack Pack.
Reinforcing his verdict, Howard brought in Shuli, who is in touch with Tan Mom about her upcoming boxing match against a transsexual woman who used to be a man. "Vodka's her Gatorade," he told listeners as he recounted her last match.