Show Rundown: Monday April 4, 2016
Wolfie Reports From The Runaway Country Festival
Jeff the Drunk Has An Australian Groupie
Melissa McCarthy Shares Updates on ‘Ghostbusters,’ Why She Isn’t in ‘Gilmore Girls,’ and How She Became ‘The Boss’
Sal Governale Lights A ‘Pouch’ Candle For Richard Christy’s Birthday
Sal Governale Lights A ‘Pouch’ Candle For Richard Christy’s Birthday
A very special celebration for a very special Stern Show staffer
Howard called Sal and Richard Christy into the studio after hearing reports that the two shared a mouth-on-mouth kiss for Richard’s birthday (which was on Friday) — but as it turned out, that would only be the beginning.
Sal said he had something different in mind for a belated birthday celebration: He wanted to light a candle in his “pouch” and have Richard blow it out. Of course Howard let the two proceed.
As JD Harmeyer fumbled with a mic, Sal lit the candle and placed it in his pouch while Richard pondered a special wish to make. Soon, though, Sal’s glee turned to horror as the wax dripped down his pecker.
“Blow it out! The fucking wax …” he screamed as Richard took his time thinking through his wish.
After the bit Richard also told Howard about how he had a friend as a child who would jerk off into his rug and show off the crusty spot to him. Richard said he was absolutely dying when Mark the Bagger was in and explaining the same thing.