Take the Stern Show’s Year-End ‘Who Said It?’ Quiz
Take the Stern Show’s Year-End ‘Who Said It?’ Quiz
2017 had many memorable quotes but do you remember whose mouth they came out of?
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1. “I said, ‘Do me a favor … when he comes, just stay down there.'” _______ on hiding Stevie Nicks in his basement from Tom Petty
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Robert Plant
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Jimmy Iovine
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John Mellencamp
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David Letterman
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2. “I FELT LIKE A BUTTERFLY IN A WET SUIT.” _______ describing an unexpected LSD trip they experienced on the set of a TV show
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Miley Cyrus
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James Franco
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Gary Busey
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Tommy Wiseau
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3. “People need to understand the importance of this. You know, this is not a joke. This is our body.” _______ on why he was the keynote speaker at an anti-circumcision event.
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Fred Norris
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Sal Governale
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Benjy Bronk
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Bobo
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4. “I got asked to leave a gym in Los Angeles. Three gay guys complained because I was doing sit-ups in front of the mirror with no underwear on.” _______ on unintentionally flashing strangers at the gym
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Neil Patrick Harris
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Andy Cohen
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Sarah Silverman
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Whitney Cummings
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5. “He said, ‘Boys, when I go, I’m going to be making love to your mother.’ He called his shot.” _______ on how his father prophesized his own death
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Matthew McConaughey
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The Edge
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Kid Rock
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Chris Robinson
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6. “Obviously, we weren’t making her go get our coffee … but she wanted to do all the jobs, that was the cool thing.” _______ on having first daughter Malia Obama as their intern
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Jimmy Fallon
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Adam Levine
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Nick Cannon
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Lena Dunham
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7. “I looked in the camera, I said, ‘Hey Michael, my name’s _______. I just moved here six months ago, I’m a singer, I’d love to go on the road with you,’ and that was it.” _______ describing their video audition to be one of Michael Jackson’s backup singers
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Sheryl Crow
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Bono
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Kelly Clarkson
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Wendy Williams
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8. “If I was single and I was on my own, would I have had a fling with Jackie Kennedy? It’s hard to say. I don’t know. Maybe.” _______ after denying he ever actually went on a date with the former first lady
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Jerry Seinfeld
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David Letterman
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Alec Baldwin
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Denis Leary
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9. “We’re gonna win every Tony!” _______ after singing an impromptu Fox News-themed duet with Howard on the air
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Amy Schumer
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Andy Cohen
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The Chainsmokers
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Sour Shoes
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10. “It’s incumbent on all of us to assist the police. … You never know what will prevent another terrorist attack.” _______ on wanting to make a citizen’s arrest
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Howard Stern
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Ice-T
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Ronnie Mund
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Brent Hatley
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11. “I’m terrible but I love it. … It’s just hard enough that you have to think about it while you’re doing it.” _______ telling Howard how they love to go fishing on the weekends
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Jamie Foxx
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Rachel Maddow
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Jimmy Kimmel
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Rob Schneider
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12. “I pay my bills when they’re due … that’s my philosophy.” _______ after waiting several weeks to pay back his coworker Jason Kaplan
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Jon Hein
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Scott Salem
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Benjy Bronk
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Will Murray
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13. “I didn’t invest the first time I heard the idea … I didn’t get it and so I passed on it.” _______ on almost not investing in Uber, a company he’s since backed and made part of his fortune from
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Jim Carrey
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Adam Sandler
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Ashton Kutcher
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Kendrick Lamar
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14. “She went and got like a wash rag and wetted it down and basically gave me a bath.” _______ describing what happened when he showed up sweaty for a massage
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Richard Christy
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JD Harmeyer
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High Pitch Erik
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Gary Dell’Abate
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15. “I thought I was gonna fucking die! … my heart was, like, beating out of my chest.” _______ describing the bad experience he had after eating some weed edibles before seeing “Rogue One: A Star Wars Story”
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Ike Barinholtz
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Seth Rogen
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Shaggy 2 Dope
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Jason Kaplan
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16. “I just took a bath in hand sanitizer.” _______ after shaking Richard Christy’s hand not knowing the Stern Show staffer just had an accident in his pants
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Chelsea Handler
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Liam Gallagher
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Kevin Nealon
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Dr. Drew
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17. “My dad was the coolest dad ever, man … He let me drive a boat. Yeah, I crashed a boat.” _______ on some of the irresponsible things his father let him do growing up
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Kevin Hart
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Chris Stapleton
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Joe Buck
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Hank Azaria
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18. “I don’t know enough about the active ingredient in marijuana and is it compatible with animal tranquilizer? Is anything compatible with animal tranquilizer?” _______ on accidentally smoking a joint that had been laced with animal tranquilizer many years ago
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Ed Sheeran
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Bill Burr
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Jerry Seinfeld
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David Letterman
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19. “I liked stealing things a lot … You can definitely get high off it.” _______ revealing he used to shoplift so much as a kid, it got him expelled from school
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Robert Pattinson
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Marilyn Manson
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William Patrick Corgan
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JB Smoove
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20. “They sent me a picture of a kangaroo and I’m like, ‘What the fuck? … Then they go, ‘They’re going to pay you [$1 million] … I started hopping around the room like the fucking kangaroo.” _______ on playing the part of a kangaroo in a movie
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Jon Bernthal
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Ice-T
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Michael Rapaport
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Wendy Williams
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21. “We took a bus up to this place called Peggy’s Cove which is really nice.” _______ telling Howard about their Canadian vacation
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Rosie O’Donnell
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Robin Quivers
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JD Harmeyer
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Tan Mom
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22. “It was either about to grow a millimeter and choke me to death or explode and kill me.” _______ telling Howard about the medical condition that nearly killed them
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Sarah Silverman
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Lance Armstrong
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Whitney Cummings
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Nick Cannon
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23. “As much as fame is a part of this … I don’t really care. I care that Billy Joel fucking said that I did a great job. That’s what I live for. Those are the accomplishments.” _______ on being paid a compliment by one of their idols
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Kelly Clarkson
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Miley Cyrus
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Ed Sheeran
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Sheryl Crow
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24. “When the room was suitably full … when the room was buzzing with anticipation, the door opened and this guy just, I don’t know what the word is. It’s not sashay, it’s not slink … he just grooved his way through the people.” _______ remembering the night he first met Elvis Presley
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Robert Plant
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Bono
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Jimmy Iovine
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Craig Ferguson
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25. “That is so Sal’s cock. That’s that weird thing I was talking about.” _______ successfully picking Sal Governale’s penis out of a lineup during a special Cocktober event
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Richard Christy
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Gary Dell’Abate
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Will Murray
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Benjy Bronk
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26. “That was the first time I ever fell at the escalator.” _______ explaining the time he lost his balance leaving “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
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Medicated Pete
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Asian Pete
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Bigfoot
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Jeff the Drunk
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27. “I had too much respect for it to do it … I will never host ‘Saturday Night Live,’ ever.” _______ on why they turned down a request to host “SNL”
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Jim Carrey
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Adam Levine
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Denis Leary
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George Takei
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28. “I like launched into this bullshit story about how my mom had given me this catcher’s mitt on her deathbed … Next thing I know, I’m crying my eyes out and everyone in the class is crying their eyes out.” _______ on how he once lied to a theater class about his mom being dead
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Jamie Foxx
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Jon Bernthal
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Matthew McConaughey
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Neil Patrick Harris
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29. “Honestly, I’m like somebody who likes Gordon Ramsay … or Anthony Bourdain. There’s a running theme.” _______ admitting to having crushes on celebrity chefs
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Scarlett Johansson
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Robin Quivers
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Whitney Cummings
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Chelsea Handler
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